Just a quick audio update for the Unplugged feed. I talk about the blog posts on MikeDell.com and GeekOfTheNorth.com and the website design updates (which I think are going nicely) . Let me know what you think!

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Catch Me Later!
-Mike

As you can see, I’ve been tweaking and tweaking the look of this website. Partly because I could never get it “just right” and partly because I’m having a ball learning more and more about Wordpress.

As you also know, I’ve had a couple of false starts on launching the Geek Of The North podcast. Part of that is I was trying to do a show that isn’t my style. Much like Strange Today. That was a great podcast, but it wasn’t “me” and if I can’t just be me, then I’m not motivated to do it on a regular basis.

So, to that end, I’ve widened the scope of what I want Geek Of The North to be. It’s going to be ME talking about the tech subjects that I like to talk about in a way that I like to talk about them. Relaxed, unscripted and comfortable. Like I’m talking to you over a beer or cup of coffee. I hope you will like the new format.

I’m also going to be sticking to a strict schedule. (yeah, I’ve said that before) So, anyway… My schedule is as follows:

Monday: No Podcasts. Use this for Web work
Tuesday: Record Mike Dell’s World (main feed)
Wednesday: Other recording projects (like BanjoTrax on Ed’s Mixed Bag)
Thursday: Record Geek Of The North
Friday: Record What’s Up With That (once in a while) and/or record **the yet to be amed new show with co-host**

Unscheduled: ipadio updates and / or record Mike Dell’s World (unplugged feed) Also, record for www.flightradio.com as needed.

I want to take my podcasting to the next level of dependability.

I really appreciate that you take a slice of time out of your week to listen to me and I think it’s only fair that I make sure I’m there for that time, every time and all the time.

-Mike

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I played a song called Running To New Orleans by Chicago Blues man Byther Smith in Honor of the New Orleans Saints going to the super bowl.

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I talk about my cracked tooth and how I fell asleep while getting a root canal! (wow!)

I played a tune from Hayseed Dixie

And Kathy has a new job that she loves!

Check out the other podcast I did today over at blog.techpodcasts.com

Actual letter from someone who farms, writes well and tried this:

I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up
On corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step
In this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they
Congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me
When we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at
The bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away),
It should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over
Its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.

I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The
Cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were
Not having any of it. After about 20
Minutes, my deer showed up– 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking
One, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer
Just stood there and stared at me. I wrapped the rope around my waist
And twisted the end so I would have a good hold.

The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was
Mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. I took a step towards
It, it took a step away. I put a little tension on the rope .., and then
Received an education. The first thing that I learned is that, while a
Deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they
Are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope.

That deer EXPLODED. The second thing I learned is that pound for pound,
A deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that
Weight range I could fight down with a rope and with some dignity. A
Deer — no chance.

That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no
Controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off
My feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me
That having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had
Originally imagined. The only upside is that they do not have as much
Stamina as many other animals.

A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to jerk
Me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few
Minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing
Out of the big gash in my head. At that point, I had lost my taste for
Corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end
Of that rope.

I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its neck, it
Would likely die slow and painfully somewhere. At the time, there was no
Love at all between me and that deer. At that moment, I hated the thing,
And I would venture a guess that the feeling was mutual.
Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had
Cleverly arrested the deer’s momentum by bracing my head against various
Large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think
Clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared
Some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in. I
Didn’t want the deer to have to suffer a slow death, so I managed to get
It lined back up in between my truck and the feeder – a little trap I
Had set before hand…kind of like a squeeze chute. I got it to back in
There and I started moving up so I could get my rope back.

Did you know that deer bite?

They do! I never in a million years would have thought that a deer would
Bite somebody, so I was very surprised when … I reached up there to
Grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. Now, when a deer
Bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse where they just bite you
And then let go. A deer bites you and shakes its head–almost like a pit
Bull. They bite HARD and it hurts.

The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and
Draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My method was
Ineffective.

It seems like the deer was biting and shaking for several minutes, but
It was likely only several seconds. I, being smarter than a deer (though
You may be questioning that claim by now), tricked it. While I kept it
busy tearing the tendons out of my right arm, I reached up with my left
hand and pulled that rope loose.

That was when I got my final lesson in deer behavior for the day.

Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up on
their back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and
their hooves are surprisingly sharp. I learned a long time ago that,
when an animal –like a horse –strikes at you with their hooves and you
can’t get away easily, the best thing to do is try to make a loud noise
and make an aggressive move towards the animal. This will usually cause
them to back down a bit so you can escape.

This was not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously, such trickery would
not work. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different
strategy. I screamed like a woman and tried to turn and run. The reason
I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a horse that paws
at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in the back
of the head. Deer may not be so different from horses after all, besides
being twice as strong and 3 times as evil, because the second I turned
to run, it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me down.

Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not
immediately leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has
passed. What they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on
you while you are laying there crying like a little girl and covering
your head.

I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away. So
now I know why when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle with a
scope to sort of even the odds.

All these events are true so help me God…

An Educated Rancher

(Thanks to Keith Farley for sending this to me)

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I played a song from my Friend Matthew Ebel – “An Ordinary Guy”

I talk about The Jay Leno Show maybe being canceled or moved or whatever. Some cool clips of last night’s monologue.

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I’ve added 2 new feeds. One at mikedell.com/feed/unplugged/ and one at ipadio.com Both are short form audio blogs from me. Check them out!

I played a song from Paul and Storm – ” Find the Words”

Check out the Tech Podcast Network coverage of CES.

I play the song ” ‘Round the Wheel” by the String Cheese Incedent

I talk about being a Rock Star at work last night. This might be my best podcast ever! (Who knows?)

Catch me Later! -Mike

Ok, trying yet another way to get audio online. This time from my Droid phone: