New Implant for Terrorists

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

implant

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
The US Millitary

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One Response to New Implant for Terrorists

  1. Jon Hirn says:

    Hi Mike,

    Long time. Loved the article on Terrorist Implants. I’m actually on the volunteer list for injecting those.

    Hope you are well,
    Jon

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